Random
Jobsisms
Weirdly and wrongly opinionated things Steve Jobs said that were walked back because they were bad takes
- "If you see a stylus, they blew it" - Apple Pencil. Nobody's blown it.
- iPads can't be smaller than 10 inches - iPad Mini + other sizes
- "Big phones are bad" - iPhone 6 and 6 Plus
- "Touch screens on Macs are bad" - Macbook Pro with Touch unveiled Fall 2026
Official Star Wars Canon
Entries not listed are non-canon productions.
- Episode I - The Phantom Menace
- Episode II - Attack of the Clones
- Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003 non-CG animated series)
- Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
- Andor
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
- Episode IV - A New Hope
- Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
- Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
- Timothy Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy
Monkey (updated 5/10/05)
Nick wrote this on an index card...over 300 times:
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